Escape Plan


Was there any greater dream of the 80s action movie fan than seeing Arnie and Sly team up in the same movie? Aside from perhaps appearing in an Arnie or Sly movie yourself, the answer is no. While we had a few close calls in previous decades, with JCVD popping up in Last Action Hero, and various in jokes between Stallone and Schwarzenegger in a number of movies, it wasn’t until The Expendables that those dreams came true. Unfortunately, Arnie was still in politics at the time, and not free for a large role – the same can be said for the sequels. Finally, Escape Plan came along – a fully fledged tag-team between the two titans. While not exactly having the balance of buddy-cop movies of the 80s where two stars would have equal billing and screen time, this is a Stallone led vehicle with Arnie providing stellar support – is it worth the wait?

Well, it still would have been nice seeing the duo together at their peak. Here, the elder statesmen of neck-snapping quips play aged, experienced battlers who are thrown together in a novel twist on the ‘Die Hard in a boat/house/plane/prison’ genre. The film centres on Ray Breslin (Stallone), a security consultant who, in convoluted Mission Impossible style, is hired by corporations to test the security of prisons – namely, how easy or difficult it is to escape from them. Going undercover as a prisoner, he works out an Escape Plan, and always succeeds. When the CIA offer Breslin a massive amount of money to test a new State of the Art prison, Breslin is suspicious but accepts – the twist being that none of his colleagues can know where he is going. A high concept idea to be sure, but one which leaves plenty of room for smart action and ridiculous solutions to absurd problems – good fun.


Without spoiling too many of the twists and double-crosses involved, Stallone is held by a dastardly warden Hobbes (Jim Caviezel), hounded by guards and prisoners alike, and strikes up an uneasy partnership with prisoner Rottmayer (Schwarzenegger). Breslin must use all his experience to try to escape, but who can he trust? We get various scenes of Breslin pushing and probing with inmates and workers, with his cell and surrounding security systems, and he gradually chips away at the prison until cracks start to show, and the overall puzzle begins to piece together.

Unlike most of the other Stallone renaissance films, this one is fairly light on action, and with a heavier focus on plot and tension. Although we have the two greatest action movie stars in movie history teaming up, we have a stellar supporting cast with Caviezel, Amy Ryan, Sam Neill, Vincent D’Onofrio, and even Vinnie Jones and 50 Cent putting in decent performances. While not exactly The Shawshank Redemption, and while we always feel that Stallone will get free and wipe out the bad guys, it’s good fun trying to work out how he will get to that point. The last twenty minutes or so contain most of the action as Stallone races against the clock to get free and dispatch the bad guys via good old fists and gunplay. Aside from that, we get an occasional scuffle in the prison as the various groups of inmates and guards clash. The story and the performances are engaging enough that we don’t miss the action, and when it comes it is effective and worth the wait.

As mentioned, this is a movie which fans of the central stars will relish. There may be disappointment from some fans that the action levels aren’t high, but this should please most viewers like myself who grew up on Terminator and Rambo. There may not be too many quotable lines or memorable kills, but it’s a glossy, well made, and well acted movie, perfectly enjoyable throwaway stuff which is still welcome even it arrived a couple of decades late.

Have you seen Escape Plan? How do you think it fares against other recent Stallone and Schwarzenegger films, or do you think the pair are past it? Let us know in the comments!

Top Ten Tuesdays – Sylvester Stallone

In this new series of posts I’m going to list ten of my favourite films by some of my most loved directors and actors. While I may not have seen everything that they have done, I’ll catch up to them eventually. For some of the posts, I’ll be adding films I’m not as keen on to ensure a list of ten so be on the look out for your favourites. The ordering of most of these posts will not be strict and in most cases there will not be too much difference between my number 1 pick and my number 5 pick.

Apologies in advance – this one is going to be a little messy. There are a bunch of recent and not so recent Stallone films that I haven’t seen, and there are quite a few series entries which are all equally good, so I’ve decided to add a few films to the 10 to make sure that some films outside of Rocky and Rambo are included. In my childhood and much of my adolescence, Arnie was my action hero. I knew about Stallone, and I had seen a few Rocky movies, but it wasn’t until my mid-teens that I finally caught up on the bulk of Stallone’s output. It’s interesting to note that Stallone frequently writes or directs his movies, and even when he isn’t credited he will throw in a lot of ideas or suggest script changes which, in most cases the Director will agree are an improvement. The Razzies have been unkind to Stallone over the years, almost as an in-joke giving him nomination after nomination for Worst Actor. While he may not have the widest range, this is a disservice to a clearly intelligent man who has inspired millions through his performances – something that many Oscar Winning actors cannot suggest they have done. And who needs acting when you can literally punch The Cold War into submission? So lets join together and salute the machine that is Sly Stallone.

10. Escape To Victory

escape-to-victoryDecades on, this is still the best football movie ever made. With a host of stars against the ever popular backdrop of WWII, it sees a team of Allied POW footballers taking on the might of the Third Reich. Stallone stars alongside Michael Caine as one of the leaders among the POW in their daily survivals and escape attempts, and his early antics at trying to get involved in football are hilarious. Although a lighthearted movie in the vein of classics like The Great Escape, there are obviously darker moments, but it’s family friendly stuff with such obvious bad guys that everyone cheers when The Allies decide at half time that they can beat the Germans.

9. Tango And Cash


A film with legendary set problems, had this followed Stallone and Konchalovsky’s original vision it could have been a much grittier movie. As it stands though it is a weird mixture of violence, drama, and comedy with two great leads in Stallone and Russell. It’s a long way from the best film on this list, but it’s still a decent 80s Buddy Cop movie. The twist this time is that the cops are framed for murder, and have to escape and prove their innocence, blasting their way through bad guys and protecting Teri Hatcher as they go. It isn’t Lethal Weapon, 48 Hours, or Beverly Hills Cop, but it isn’t far off. For a rougher edge, less of the Buddy action, less comedy, but more of the on-set problems check out Nighthawks.

8. Daylight


If the 80s saw the rise and fall of Buddy Cop and one-man-army movies in the US, then the 90s felt the same way about disaster movies. While there were big budget hits based on apocalyptic events such as Armageddonthere were more minor contained films like Volcano which didn’t quite hit the mark. Daylight was released in the same year as Twister and Independence Day and is less of an obvious spectacle than those two. When you hear the rough plot for these three films, Daylight isn’t going to be the one anyone picks as the one they would choose to watch. It’s unfortunate as this is a perfectly good disaster flick, one which racks up tension more than the other two, and arguably has a more interesting group of protagonists. Given the confined setting, we get to spend a lot more time with these people and it feels more emotional when one of them dies. The cast is good, the action is strong, though the effects are understated and not bombastic. There isn’t anything here that you haven’t seen before (except maybe Viggo Mortensen being a dick) but it’s fun viewing anyway.

7. Cliffhanger

One of two returns to form for Stallone in 1993, Cliffhanger is a spectacle, with many jaw-dropping stunts scene, and scenery. Maybe the only thing more jaw-dropping is the scenery chewing with everyone’s favourite alien John Lithgow giving a delightfully Hans Gruber-esque performance as the snarling, heartless bad guy. With an alarmingly tense and bleak opening scene which did for mountains what Jaws did for oceans, Cliffhanger takes a basic premise and notches the action up to dizzying peaks thanks to its beautiful, naturally terrifying setting high above the ground. Stallone is on form as Gabe Walker, a mountain climber and rescuer who just happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time during a $100 million heist. With a good supporting cast featuring Michael Rooker and Craig Fairbrass, this one is cut and dry good guys versus bad guys popcorn munching fun.

6. Rocky III/RockyIV


By this point in the series, the well was starting to run dry. Balboa had fallen in love, had been given a shot and missed the championship, then given a shot and won the championship, yet the endearing nature of the character, of Mickey, Paulie, and Adrian meant that the public wanted more. Rocky III and IV see Stallone’s creation having to defend his title against a superior, younger, meaner fighter, and both have a tragedy. III has Mr T giving a powerhouse performance, and the death of Mickey, while IV sees Dolph Lundgren give a concrete block performance along with the death of Apollo Creed. Both have the 80s montage training scenes, enjoyable scripts with laughs, love, and heartache, both have great one liners, and both of course have pumping fight scenes. Endlessly watchable there isn’t anything new here, but both are comfy, warm, classics.


5. Demolition Man

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Unlike almost all of the other leading action stars, Stallone throughout the 70s and 80s never ventured into science fiction. Demolition Man remains an anomaly in his filmography as it tackles elements such as time travel, hover cars, and futuristic toilet behavior. The film begins in typical Stallone style with Stallone’s reckless cop Spartan chasing down maniacal criminal mastermind Phoenix (Wesley Snipes). After a hostage crisis goes wrong, both Spartan and Phoenix are sentenced to Freezing, in possibly the least effective punishment ever. Roughly 30 years later Phoenix escapes to find a new world of peace and a complete lack or crime, along with a complete lack of ability to deal with crime; He resumes his tyranny. The authorities unleash Spartan and the game of cat and mouse begins once more, this time in the future leading to lots of cool effects and comedy fun. Stallone and Snipes are great together, Sandra Bullock is perfect, and there is an interesting wider cast. The stunts and action are strong and the script is a lot of fun, and I’ve no idea why this one was so badly received.

4. Cop Land

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Copland is probably the best films Stallone has ever been involved with. Not only does he give a genuinely strong performance, he is helped by a few other names you may recognise – Robert Patrick, Robert De Niro, Harvey Keitel, Ray Liotta. Out of all the films on my list, this will be the one fewest have seen. Critically praised, though not a massive commercial success, Cop Land is a Crime Drama, low on action, but high on quality as Stallone’s tired Sheriff deals with corruption in his own back yard – an area of his town where many high-ranking cops live with their families. More akin to Goodfellas than Rambo, this proves that a good script can make anyone give a good performance, and shows again that Stallone is much more than a machine gun with a body attached.

3. First Blood


Speaking of – here’s the film that launched Stallone’s other most famous character – John Rambo. A broken, beat, and scarred Vietnam veteran, First Blood sees Rambo tracking down his old buddies from ‘nam. In this first outing, he stumbles upon a small town in Northern USA after finding out that he is the last surviving soldier from his unit. He is picked up by the tough local Sheriff for vagrancy and subjected to humiliation by a sadistic jobber hick cop. Suffering from flashbacks and assorted trauma, Rambo breaks, beats the crap out of the cops and flees into the dense surrounding forests, cops and locals in hot pursuit. First Blood is an action thriller of the highest order, low on the gore and over the top action of each of the sequels. Only one person loses his life on camera, more the result of an accident than anything else, and Stallone gives a wide-eyed, unflinching portrayal. Sure it doesn’t try to be too clever, and it knows it is still an action movie, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t succeed in getting its message across along with having great fist fights, chases, and gun play. The support cast each does a great job – Crenna, Dennehy, Starrett in differing roles, but it is Stallone who shines. His passionate speech towards the end is the best of his career, and he genuinely looks and acts like a tiger who has been beaten one time too many and is now biting back, turning the surrounding habitat in into a weapon.

2. First Blood Part 2


Having said, that Rambo 2 is my favourite of the series. There is still political commentary and moments of truth and tragedy, but those are more often relegated to one-liners between bouts of grenade lobbing. Rambo is screwed by his own country once again as he is recruited and sent back to ‘nam to look for missing POW. What we don’t know until halfway through the film is that it was always a futile mission, a box-ticking exercise to keep the public happy. When Rambo does indeed find and rescue some POW, his country turns his back on him once again and leaves him stranded in hostile enemy territory. The action in this movie is right up there with the best the 80s has to offer, with a number of pulsating scenes – the riverboat attack, infiltrating the camp, and the final flight. The film has some great dastardly villains from Vietnamese, to Russian, to American and each time Rambo takes one of the main antagonists down, it is done with real USA USA chanting cheer. It’s easy to right this off as right-wing nonsense, but that would be avoiding the central truths and all that wonderful action.

1. Rocky 1/Rocky 2


Naturally, both the start and peak of an impressive career Rocky is the perfect blend of The American Dream, love story, optimism, never giving up no matter how mismatched the odds. In many ways it’s the quintessential American film, and it’s also fitting how the story of the film mirrors the story of its making – an unknown actor and writer scrapes himself up from the streets to create one of the most commercially successful movies of the decade and one of the most recognizable characters in movie history, also earning a Best Actor Oscar nomination in the process. It’s one of those rare moments where everything comes together in unison – the writing, the cast, the director, the music – everything is tuned to perfection and creates a fascinating, eternally watchable, inspiration. Shortly after Stallone basically pulled the same stunt for a second time with Rocky II – it’s basically the same story played out with a different timeline and with a different end result. Both have stellar performances from all the main players – Stallone’s character is one it’s impossible not to root for, a bumbling, charming buffoon, while Talia Shire, Burgess Meredith, Burt Young, and Carl Weathers all give career best and each create their own icons (with all but Weathers earning Oscar nominations). Filling the films with iconic moments also helps – Rocky’s ascent to the top of the museum steps, Mickey’s grueling training regime segments, Rocky and Adrian’s early awkward dates, and of course the fights are all etched in the memories of movie fans. Stallone would go on to appear in many more great films, but this was never bettered.


There you have it. I’m now keen to catch up on those late 90, early 2000 movies that Stallone did to see if they’re as bad as everyone says, and there are a few early ones I’d like to revisit. Let me know if I missed any of your favourites, and what your picks would be!