A Movie Fan’s AI Christmas Bonanza

Greetings, Glancers! Cold, innit? It is here, on the North Coast of the North of Ireland where the price of oil, coal, the bodies of slaughtered heathens, or whatever else you choose to burn to keep your home toasty, has been skyrocketing since silly Mr Putin decided to flick his microscopic shlong South without consent. Luckily, Christmas is around the corner and we’ll be briefly distracted from these and other woes as we partake in the grand old tradition of giving, and more importantly, receiving gifts. There will be booze, TV, and lots of sitting about not worrying about work. Tis truly the most wonderful time of the year.

Here is my gift to you; A sporadic collection of AI generated art featuring some of my favourite movie icons celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior, Santa F’n Claus. I hope it brings you some festive cheer, and that you huddle around your smartphone or laptop with your loved ones to enjoy some lovely, memory-building laughs.

Darth Furder
Thumbs up – knobs out
Dr Nope
Shaken, stirred, and highly disturbed
Some Like It Hot
Merry Christmas, Mr President
Some Like It Not
Ho Ho No
Rockin Around The Zuul Tree
Your Foster Parents Are Dead
Memetic Poly Alloy Ho Ho
I Know Now Why You Cry
Anyone not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it?
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me
Can you cry, Bobby?
If it sings, we can kill it
I’m gonna have me some fun
You’re a mean one, Mr Grinch
Have Yourself A Very Phallic Christmas
Just You…..And I….
So I Was Like… ‘sometimes my arms bend back’
So much as, you know, disembowel children
The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it. While looking like this.
That thing you do with your mouth that boys like
How sweet, fresh meat
Wanna suck face
Welcome to prime time, bitch!
O Holy Night, Batman
Pure…. West…
This time next year, Rodney, we’ll be millionaires
The Seven Days Of Christmas
Frolic in brine, goblins be thine
… and a Sadako in a pear tree

Merry Christmas!