Greetings, Glancers! Cold, innit? It is here, on the North Coast of the North of Ireland where the price of oil, coal, the bodies of slaughtered heathens, or whatever else you choose to burn to keep your home toasty, has been skyrocketing since silly Mr Putin decided to flick his microscopic shlong South without consent. Luckily, Christmas is around the corner and we’ll be briefly distracted from these and other woes as we partake in the grand old tradition of giving, and more importantly, receiving gifts. There will be booze, TV, and lots of sitting about not worrying about work. Tis truly the most wonderful time of the year.
Here is my gift to you; A sporadic collection of AI generated art featuring some of my favourite movie icons celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior, Santa F’n Claus. I hope it brings you some festive cheer, and that you huddle around your smartphone or laptop with your loved ones to enjoy some lovely, memory-building laughs.
Darth FurderThumbs up – knobs outDr NopeShaken, stirred, and highly disturbedSome Like It HotMerry Christmas, Mr PresidentSome Like It NotHo Ho NoRockin Around The Zuul TreeWAAAAY HAAAAAYYY!Your Foster Parents Are DeadMemetic Poly Alloy Ho HoI Know Now Why You CryAnyone not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it?Dead or alive, you’re coming with meCOME QUIETY OF THERE WILL BEEEE… TROUBLECan you cry, Bobby?If it sings, we can kill itI’m gonna have me some funSproutsYou’re a mean one, Mr GrinchIT’S CHRIIIIIIISSSSSTMAAAAAAASSSS!Have Yourself A Very Phallic ChristmasMeanwhile…Just You…..And I….So I Was Like… ‘sometimes my arms bend back’So much as, you know, disembowel childrenThe hardest thing in this world, is to live in it. While looking like this.That thing you do with your mouth that boys likeHow sweet, fresh meatWanna suck faceWelcome to prime time, bitch!O Holy Night, BatmanPure…. West…This time next year, Rodney, we’ll be millionairesThe Seven Days Of ChristmasFrolic in brine, goblins be thine… and a Sadako in a pear tree
The Spac Hole 
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