Nightman Games – Medey-evil Quest!

The undisputed champions of this past E3, Nightman Games is bringing the first of its newly announced AAA games to all High-Definition consoles. Medy-evil Quest combines stunning grafix with equally stunning sounds, and now you can control this game completely controlerlessly, thanks to the game’s in-built Move-7 chip. Simply think, and your character will move, and the story will unfold.

The story sees you as the nameless Knightman Edgar, a roaming Knight who must use his special potato powers to reclaim Camelot after an Alien Invasion. This open-world games means you can play your way – choose to follow the individual plot missions, or traverse the countryside and play the countless (12) min-games, such as Joust, Joust 2, Witch Dunking, And Reverse Joust 2. Band together with fellow Merry Men online, and use your combined harvester skills to increase your potato power. Spend real life money on wenches and ale in the game’s many (3) taverns, and share tales of high adventure with travellers you meet along the way.

Using authentic speech from the Medieval period (1979- July 1804), and costumes designed by Edith Head, it is the most realistic castle roaming adventure since Mario Bros 19 – Bowser’s Arse. Arriving on all consoles next week for a price of $89.99.90, this is destined to be one of the hits of the summer. To help get those pre-orders in, here is an exclusive unreleased screenshot:

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Nightman Games Presents – F00d B0t and SpaC(e) Head!

Greeting consumers! Nightman Games have a SPEYSHAL SAIL on for 2day onlee! THis slae will last only 4 2days, inlcuding 2day and the other day 42 dAys! Ask mummy and also yes ask Da-dee to take you to the shoppe so that you can be first boy on street 2day2 experience the 4rolic and funs of Nightman Game’s’ ‘ latex gemes!

Game #1 is Fo8d BoT! In this quest, you are FOOD Bort, and you must use the Kempston interface to acquire food bits in your nev-erending quest to acquire fod bits over THREE LEVELS (including Bonus Third Level 3!). Move away from the baddies including Ro8oflybots, green robobofly8ots, and even FAMISHED CHILD to escape into Space Hairdresser. It ais a quest you must complete if you wish to finish the game. Flybot,,, and stunning graphics unheard of in Xbox and PS360! Features 2 player fun where 1 player plays and player 2 can WATCH!

F00d B0t

Game hash 2: is SpaC9hed! Yes, in SpaC(e) Head, you star as Spacship 1 and must traverse hundreds of empty space screens in AMAZING three D movements in order find McCoy the fiend of Spac. Yes, you can travelle north, south, east, or other,and even up or DOwn,, but bemember to mind which screens yo go thro because there is only 1 combination to reach the SpaC(e) Head! Capture stardust particles on your way to Zool and carry out spacship improverments such as faster engine, super wings, big gun, BIG gun, and bigger GUN. Hear the amzing soundtrack now remixed with 8 notes, now incuding A and E. Q is shoot to kill the SpaC(e)Head, whilst W is WAIT, and S equals SUICIDE BOMB. Lightspeed button can only be used 1ce and may will cause game freeeze.

SpaC(e) Head

Silent Hill: Silent But Diddly!

Silent Hill is based on the computer game of the same name- Quiet Hill. I’ve never played it but I hear that actually this film is based on bits from all of the games, most notable the scene where you enter the sewers and are attacked by hordes of giant spiders. That was very scary in the game, but not scary et al here because it doesn’t actually happen.

A woman loses her daughter in a scary town and decides to go looking for her. The town in covered by a spooky fog, and everything is very quiet. She enters the town while her husband tries to catch up with her a few miles behind. In the town she is attacked by zombies, people with shovels for heads, nurses with bandages for eyes, and wasps with guns for their mouths. She realises that it is all a cult where the children are burned in giant statues made of hay- hence all the smoke and fog in the town. Her daughter is going to be burned and it is a race against time to save her. The interesting part is that only certain times of the day can the monsters come out- a copy of Dracula. When the clocks strikes she knows she’d better hide as that is when the monsters (known in the game as cenobots) come out to play and eat! It gets even more interesting as the husband comes to the town but finds it completely deserted, so we don’t know if it is all a dream, or if she is dead, or if he is dead, or if anything is what it seems. The acting is mostly good, and Mr Bean does a good job of playing a serious role for once rather than the slap stick comedy he is used to. The mum (played by Peggy Mitchell)is the latest in a long line of strong female heroines, starting with Buffy. If it had been Buffy, she would have no doubt contacted Giles, worked out what was going down, and fought her way through the bad guys, quipping as she went.

There are a few scary moments (like when the woman wonders if she should look into the dirty bath water or not) but I think it would have been better if it had been a Zelda game instead. Imagine watching Link riding Epona out of the forest of his home and out onto a massive Hyrule field, with a score of enemies coming towards him. It would be great to see all the sword fights, but also the boomerang and hookshot too. Silent Hill is one of my favourite games, and this film does the game justice as it doesn’t make any sense but has good graphics.

Best Scene- When the wife is walking between all the scary nurses, trying not to breathe or touch them or they’ll stab her. One of them farts and she tries not to laugh and be sick. This was completely inappropriate and horrifying.