Amazon Vine Freebies – July 2017

And so it remains…

Stinky Magee

Horrid Henry

Magical Mathy

Coconut Kathy

Demon Headmasty

Cygnett Swany

Legs McShavey

Salt ‘n’ Peppery

Home Library

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Amazon Vine Freebies – June 2017

It continues….

Is it?

What Is It?

Any ideas?

Not for sniffing

Not for sniffing

Not for leaking

Not for… woofing?

A handheld sucka

Can you?

A handheld animal hair sucka

A multi purpose cutta

Laugh it up fuzzball

 

Amazon Vine Freebies – May 2017

And then, everything went buck nuts. Yes, this is the point where I started being offered and taking ridiculous amounts of things so that I end up with over 40 pending reviews regularly. It’s great!

8 year old girl makes more money in a week than you will in your life.

Charcoal bear gives you the feels

Nerdy book gives you the stats

Biscuit bear gives you the cred

Silver grill keeps you fed

Odd device gives you head

Wireless Beats get you out of bed

Which came first, the movie or the book?

Welcome to my nightmare

Odd device for your head

Exercise bike gives you freakish calf muscles

Roller relases freakish calf muscles

Yet another vacuum.

Amazon Vine Freebies – April 2017

Look at all the things! So so many things! Ring a dung – ring a ding! Look at all the things!

‘Paint Your Wagon’

‘There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man’

‘In the morning… all through the night’

‘Welcome to Monday, Night, RAW!’

Amazon Vine Freebies – February 2017

AEG CX7-35CB Cordless 2-in-1 Stick and Handheld Cleaner – Chocolate Brown

Sugar, do do doo do do dooo, oh, honey honey!

Hallmark Mother’s Day Card “Celebration” – Medium

Celebrate good times, come on!

AEG CX7-21EB Cordless 2-in-1 Stick Vacuum, Ebony Black

Ebony… and ivory…

Duracell Specialty Type N Alkaline Battery, pack of 2

Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me, cannot stop the battery!

Amazon Vine Freebies – December 2016

Woops, looks like I skipped a month and posted Jan 2017 before this. Oh well, feel free to pass an eye or two over my festive haul from last yar (year).

Play-Doh My Little Pony Rainbow Dash Style Salon Playset

Rainbow Dash

Yardley London Lily of the Valley Eau de Toilette and Body Spray Christmas Gift Set 50 ml – Pack of 2

Lily Toilette

Weleda Citrus Creamy Body Wash 200ml

Creamy Citrus

Damn Fine Cherry Pie: The Unauthorised Cookbook Inspired by the TV Show Twin Peaks

Pinkie Pie

Creative iRoar Go Portable 5-Driver Weatherproof Bluetooth Speaker

Bluetooth Roar

Yardley London English Bluebell Hand Cream 100 ml

Blue Bell

Rotary Women’s Quartz Watch with Mother Of Pearl Dial Analogue Display and Blue Leather Strap LS00358/06/B

Pearl Mama

Cotswolds Dry 46 Percent Gin, 70 cl

Drunken Twat

SKIN&CO Roma Truffle Therapy Body Gommage 250 ml

Truffle Shuffle

Fuzzikins Cottontail Cottage

Fuzzy Area

myStyle Craft Dreamcatcher Jewellery

Shit Weasel

Amazon Vine Freebies – January 2017

It’s a brand new year! Or at least it was when it started, all those months ago. Here’s what I grabbed:

John Frieda Sheer Blonder Hi Impact Vibrancy Restoring Shampoo 250ml

Head Restorin’

John Frieda Sheer Blonde Colour Renew Tone Correcting Shampoo 250 ml

‘Ed Sheeran

John Fridea Frizz Ease Miraculous Recovery Shampoo, 250ml

Frizzin’

John Frieda Frizz Ease Forever Smooth Shampoo 250 ml

Smoothin’

The LEGO® BATMAN MOVIE: Choose Your Super Hero Doodle Activity Book (Lego® DC Comics)

Doodlin’

Baylis & Harding La Maison Linen Rose & Cotton Luxury Wash Bag

Hardin’

Waterpik WP-950 Complete Care 7.0 Sonic Toothbrush and Water Flosser (UK 2-Pin Bathroom Plug) – White

Flossin’

Mr Men: My Mummy (Mr. Men and Little Miss Picture Books)

Mummin’

Dr KittyCat is Ready to Rescue: Pumpkin the Hamster

Pumpkin’

The Time Machine (Oxford World’s Classics)

Delorean’

RED WAGON Girl’s Suede Skirt, Black, 6 Years

Wagons Rollin’

Amazon Vine Freebies – November 2016

The flood of shiny bits and bobs continues!

Lynx Dark Temptation Trio Mens Gift Set

Smelly

Toni & Guy Tousled Waves Kit Gift Set

Wavey

Elemental Herbology Macadamia and Papaya Body Scrub 200 ml – Seems to have vanished from Amazon

Rubby

3Doodler Create 3D Pen – The Latest Edition of the World’s First 3D Printing Pen – Ultimate Art Tool & Crafts Pen Kit – With 50 Plastic Strands, No Mess, Non-Toxic (Shocking Pink)

Doodly

Command Medium and Large Picture Hanging Strips Value Pack, 4 pairs medium, 8 pairs large

Hangy

Q-Connect Cash Box with Keys 8 inches (20 cm), Metal – Red

Hidey

Star Wars Blade Builders Spin Action Lightsabre, One Size

Spinny

SO & CO New York Yacht Club Men’s Quartz Watch with Blue Dial Analogue Display and Silver Stainless Steel Bracelet 5038.2

Shiny

2-in-1 Games Storage Tower and Twin Charging Dock (PS4)

Chargey

The Burrow: Posthumously Published Short Fiction (Penguin Modern Classics)

Kafka-y

Russell Hobbs Compact Breadmaker 23620, 600 W – Black

Smelly

Star Wars Interactive Imperial Stormtrooper Figure

Galaxy Far Away-y

AmazonBasics Silicone Spatulas, 3-Piece Set

Floppy

Amazon Vine Freebies – October 2016

The tsunami of freebies continues! Marvel at my junk! Matron!

Singing Machine Wired Microphone with LED Flashing Lights & 3 Metre Cord

Crabtree & Evelyn Gardeners Hand Care Tin Gift Set

Hasbro Pie Face Showdown Game

Patisserie de Bain 50 ml Sugared Violet Hand Cream Tube

L’Oreal Paris Extraordinary Oils Nourishing Oil-Cream Gift Set

Patisserie de Bain 200 ml Sweet as Cherry Pie Body Lotion

David Beckham, Instinct, Eau de Toilette for Him, 50 ml

Patisserie de Bain 50 ml Lemon Bon Hand Cream Tube

Johnson’s Baby Extra Sensitive Fragrance Free Wipes – Pack of 18, Total 1008 Wipes

Sigel C1764 A5 “2017 Conceptum” Hardcover Weekly Diary – Ocean Blue

Command HOM-18S-ES Key Rail Slate with 1 Rail/4 Strips

Gatineau Melatogenine AOX Probiotics Youth Activating Beauty Serum 30 ml

Patisserie de Bain 200 ml Lemon Bon Bon Body Lotion

Gatineau Renew 7 Detox Concentrate 15 ml

JAPONESQUE Blending Trio

Gatineau Pro-Radiance Anti-Ageing Gommage 75 ml

Toni & Guy Flexi Definition Gel for Men 200 ml

Bodega El Esteco Don David Reserve Malbec 2015 75 cl (Case of 3)

Dove Pure Care Dry Oil Wash Bag Gift Set

Ben Sherman Men’s BS133 Quartz Watch with Blue Dial Analogue Display and PU Strap

David Beckham, Beyond, Shower Gel, 200 ml

Vaseline Cocoa Butter Gift SetDay and Night Globe – English Version