Amazon Vine Freebies – May/June 2018

Time for another dirty double!

• Sylvanian Families 6011 Grand Piano Concert Playset

Furry Family

• AEG CX7-2-30GM Cordless 2-in-1 Stick Vacuum Cleaner, 17 W, 34 Liters, Iron Grey

Family Sucks

• • Me And My Dad

Loving Family

• Luminox new NavySEAL carbon compound 3500 series Watch with carbon compound Case Black|Black Dial and PU Black Strap XS.3501.BO

SEALs Family

• Luminox Black Ops 8880 series Watch with carbon compound Case Black|White Dial and PU Black Strap XL.8881

SEALS Family Part Deux

• Learning Resources KANOODLE Head-To-Head

Warring Family

• REVITIVE Tens Pain Reliever

Family Pains

• Bosch UniversalRotak 550 Electric Rotary Lawnmower, Cutting Width 37 cm

Flower Family

• Bomb Cosmetics Simply The Zest Handmade Cleanse, Exfoliate & Moisturise Gift Pack [3 x 110ml]

Fizzy Family

• RED WAGON Girl’s Embroidered Collar Tunic Shirt, Blue (Sky Blue), 6 Years

Sunday Best

• Rapesco 810 2-Hole Metal Punch with 12 Sheets Capacity – Black

Sucker Punch

• Vialli Design Cristallo Double Walled Whisky Glass 300ml

Suck Of Whiskey

• John Varvatos Artisan Eau de Toilette Spray, 75ml

Suck My Neck

• John Varvatos Artisan Pure Eau de Toilette Spray, 75ml

Suck My Kiss

• Play-Doh Wavy the Whale

Suck My Blubber

• Hasbro Gaming Pie Face Game

Suck My Face

• Rapesco PF87S0B1 Hole Punch – 810-P, 12 Sheet Capacity (Black)

Suck My Hole

• Hasbro Gaming Jenga Pass Challenge

Suck My Brick

• Top Trumps Disney Classic Quiz Game

Gaming Family

• Galt Toys Fab Hair, extensions and Hair Chalk Kit for Children

Fab Family

Amazon Vine Freebies – March/April 2018

The freebie train keeps rollin’ down the tracks!

• Piz Buin Ultra Light Dry Touch Sun Fluid SPF 30 150 ml

Dry Touch

• 11+ Maths Rapid Tests Book 1: Year 2, Ages 6-7

Brain Meat

• Cath Kidston Hand Sanitiser, Guards, 15 ml

Clean Hands

• Bourjois Brow Pomade Crayon Pencil 2 Chatain, 3.25g

Pomade Brow

• Bourjois DUO BLUSH SCULPT Colour Contouring Blusher 2 Roméo et Peachette, 2.4g

Blushed Cheeks

• Max Factor Colour Elixir Lip Cushion Gloss with Mineral Oil and Vitamin E, Nude Glory, 9 ml

Cushioned Lips

• Bourjois Satin Edition 24H Eyeshadow 2 Oh de roses!, 8ml

Satin Eyes

• Moobox Wire-Free HD Home Surveillance System for Mobile and Tablet with PIR motion sensor, battery powered security camera, HUB/DVR and Cloud storage. 1 x indoor CCTV Camera Kit

Spy Kit

• Snazaroo Face Paint Brush Pen, Halloween, Pack of 3

Witch Face

• Snazaroo Face Paint Brush Pen, Jungle, Pack of 3

Tarzan

• AEG CX7-2-35FF Cordless 2-in-1 Stick Vacuum Cleaner, 12 W, 34 liters, Iron Grey Metallic

Another effing vacuum

Amazon Vine Freebies – January/February 2018

These posts are as painful for me as they are for you, believe me. No-one reads them anyway, but I suppose there’s a sick delight in showing y’all the great free stuff I am sent. But because I get so much, and because I’m so far behind, I’m going to start grouping the posts in the hope that I catch up. Righty-oh, here we go.

Toasty

• Tower Health T20012 Toaster with Egg Cooker, 1250 W, Stainless Steel

Itchy. Scratchy. Tasty.

• Death Desk Accessories – Impaled Zombie Figure – Pencil Holder – Zombie Decorations

Learnding

• Fundels 109002004 “Premium Writing Letters Game

Headbanging

• W:O:A – Wacken Open Air Metalhead Inside for Women, print shirt, T-shirt with front print, cotton shirt, black T-shirt, T-shirt with back print, M

Drinking

• Creative Tops Roald Dahl Fine China Mug with Quentin Blake Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Illustration, Porcelain, Bubble-Gum Blue, 9.7 x 10.4 x 9.5 cm

Showering

• Create & Shape 100 ml

Lasting

• Rimmel Lasting Finish Lipstick, 4 g, Unclothed

Blushing

• Bourjois Little Round Pot Blusher 33 Lilas D’or, 2.5g

Sloganeering

• RED WAGON Girl’s ‘Away With the Stars’ Slogan T-Shirt, Grey (Grau), 6 Years

Copying

• RED WAGON Girl’s ‘Away With the Stars’ Slogan T-Shirt, Grey (Grau), 9 Years

Aging

• StriVectin SD Advanced Intensive Concentrate for Wrinkles and Stretch Marks 135 ml

Creaming

• Swiss Clinic Eye Cream, Anti aging, wrinkle reducing, under eye cream with hyaluronic acid, 15 ml

Sweating

• RED WAGON Girl’s Disney Minnie Mouse Sweatshirt, Grey (Grey Marl 001), 8 Years

Switching

• AmazonBasics Dual Voltage AC Charger for Nintendo Switch (Supports TV Mode), Black

There is no try(ing)

• Yoda’s Puzzles (Star Wars)

Killing

• Ninja Skills: The Authentic Ninja Training Manual

Shaving

• Braun FaceSpa Pro 911 Facial Epilator 3-in-1 Facial Epilating, Cleansing and Skin Toning System for Salon Beauty at Home with 3 Extras, Rechargeable, Cordless Use, White/Bronze

Thankee-sai!

Amazon Vine Freebies – December 2017

• Medisana Electric Double Foot Warmer – Fast Cold Feet Heating, 100 W, 3 Temperature Settings, Suitable up to Size 12 UK, Removable Fluffy Soft Lining, Machine Washable at 30 Degrees C, 3 Year Warranty
• I’m a Celebrity… Where’s Kiosk Keith?
• Garnier Ultimate Blends Green Tea Detox Normal Hair Shampoo, 360 ml, Pack of 6
• Melissa & Doug Resuable Sticker Pads Set: Adventure – 245+ Stickers
• Melissa & Doug Pet Shop Puffy Sticker Set With 115 Reusable Stickers
• Melissa & Doug Puffy Sticker Playset – On the Farm – 52 Reusable Stickers, 2 Fold-Out Scenes
• Garnier Ultimate Blends Olive Oil Dry Hair Conditioner, 360 ml, Pack of 6
• InterDesign Chevron Folding Clothes Laundry Hamper with Handles, Taupe/Natural
• Signature Sleep Memoir Plus 3ft (90 x 190cm) Single Reflex Foam and Memory Foam Top Mattress – 10″ Depth
• Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk

Another year done, sunrise, sunset.

Amazon Vine Freebies – November 2017

Still waaaay behind on these posts, so:

Piggies

• Galt Toys 1004852 Paint A Piggy Bank Set

Hanazukies

• HANAZUKI B8456EL2 Lunalux Treasures Fantasy Figure

Fairies

• Galt Toys Fairy Pompom House

Piccies

• Crayola Colour and Create Tub – Assortment of Crayons, Coloured Pencils, Washable Marker Pens, Coloured Chalk, Colouring Book

Bouncies

• Galt Toys Fold and Bounce Trampoline

Spinnies

• LEGO 70628 Lloyd Spinjitzu Master Playset

Headies

• Design Toscano Hydra of Lerna Mythical Dragon Statue, Multi-Color, 15×30.5×52 cm

Stinkies

• Amazon Brand – Wickedly Prime Organic Apple Cider Vinegar

Birdies

• Peckish Natural Balance Energy Suet Fat Balls for Wild Birds, Pack of 50

Faeries

• Melissa & Doug Mess Free Glitter – Princess & Fairy Scene

Stylies

• Disney Tangled the Series Spin ‘n Style Rapunzel

Blendies

• Garnier Ultimate Blends Olive Oil Dry Hair Shampoo, 360 ml, Pack of 6

Series

• The Strategy Pathfinder: Core Concepts and Live Cases (The Pathfinder Series)

Drunkies

• Pocket Beer 3rd edition: The indispensable guide to the world’s beers

Um… thanks?

Amazon Vine Freebies – October 2017

Arghh, children! Children banging my door and asking for treats!

For Your Teacher

The Influential Classics Collection: The Prince and The Republic

For Your Gran

Bomb Cosmetics Holly Soaks Set

For Your Nan

Bomb Cosmetics Creature Comforts

For Your Snowflake

WeRChristmas Pre-Lit Snowflake

For Your Pussy

Animology Feline Fresh Wipes

For Your Kids

WeRChristmas Pre-Lit Nativity Scene Advent Calendar

For Your Daughter

Disney Frozen Northern Lights Anna

For Your Neighbours

Festive Productions 20L Multicolour Silver Wire Lights

For Your Other Teacher

Bomb Cosmetics Christmas Wishes

For Your Secret Santa

Bomb Cosmetics Christmas Ballotin

For Your Wife

Philips PowerLife Steam Iron

For Your Other Wife

Vax Power Stretch Total Home Vacuum

For Your True Match

L’Oreal Paris True Match Minerals Foundation

For Your Aunt

Vax Air Stretch Total Home Vacuum

For Your Da

Lynx Trio Men’s Gift Set

For Your Sister

Maybelline Sweet Cheeks Gift Set

For Yer Ma

Kitchen Craft We Love Christmas Serving Platter

For Your Arse

WeR Christmas Round Santa Christmas Cushion

For Your Bitch

Treat! Dogs Catching Treats!

For Your Other Bitch

Dove Beauty Collection Washbag

Running Out Of Puns

Festive Productions 100L LED

Running Out Of Curls

Tresemme 7 Day Smooth Gift Set

For Your Lips

L’Oreal Read My Lips Christmas Cracker

For Your Brow

Rimmel Brow Pomade

Get These Hands

WWE Top Trumps Quiz Game

Liu Kang

Fei Liu Fine Jewellery Charm Bracelet

Lou R’eal

L’Oreal Paris True Match Minerals Foundation Vanilla Rose

Lou Reed

Nivea Men Prepared Gift Set

Lurid

WeRChristmas Santa With Colour Changing LED Body

Le Sacconejoly

The Sacconejolys And The Great Cat Nap

L’Ord Vader

Mitre Star Wars Football

Le Ooh La La

WeRChristmas Checked Santa Design Tree Skirt

Le Carie Dentaire

Swizzels Retro Sweet Hamper

L’oover

Hoover Sprint Lightweight Cordless Vacuum

Now THAT’S what I call a month of freebies.

Amazon Vine Freebies – September 2017

I’d better start posting these before I get a full year behind!

Wash Towels

Regina Wash Kitchen Towels – Pack Of 12

Photo Fails

Frame Allington Range Photo Frame

Smashing Blouse

FIND Women’s Blouse

Magic Spells

Lego Ariel And The Magic Spell

Luscious Lips

Nivea Luscious Lips

Musical Moments

Disney Princess Musical Moments Castle

Stranger Danger

Guess Who

Creamy Men

Nivea Men Routine Gift Pack

Car Crime

Nerf Nitro Flash Fury Chaos

Amazon Vine Freebies – August 2017

More more more

Rub My Bits

• HoMedics Massage Pillow, All-Purpose Deep Kneading Shiatsu Massage Cushion with Soothing Heat, Loosen Tight Knots + Relax Muscle Tension in Back, Neck, Shoulders, Lumbar and Legs, Compact + Portable

Polish My Claws

• HoMedics Nail Buffer & Polisher – Compact Electric Nail File, Shape + Polish to a Natural Shine for Perfect Hands and Feet, Coarse + Fine Ion Tips, 2 Speed Levels, Single AAA Battery (Included)

Steam My Pants

• Philips EasySpeed Steam Iron GC2041/20 with up to 130g Steam Boost & Triple Precision Tip

Home My Friends

• A Home Full of Friends

Wash My Areas

• InterDesign Gia Two-Piece Bathroom Soap Dish and Drainage Tray, Copper

Sharpen My Nibs

• PaperPro – EPS8HD-220V-GB – PencilPro Office Electric Pencil Sharpener, Black

Hurt My Ears

• Mi-Mic Karaoke Microphone Speaker with Bluetooth and LED Lights – Silver

Teach My Brains

• Journey: An Illustrated History of Travel

Amazon Vine Freebies – July 2017

And so it remains…

Stinky Magee

• Herbal Essences Coconut Milk Hydrate Shampoo, 400 ml

Horrid Henry

• Where’s Horrid Henry?

Magical Mathy

• Orchard Toys Magic Maths Game

Coconut Kathy

• Garnier Ultimate Blends Coconut Milk Dry Hair Shampoo, 400 ml

Demon Headmasty

• The Demon Headmaster: Total Control (Demon Headmaster 7)

Cygnett Swany

• Cygnett 10000 mAh 2 Ports/2.1 A Charge Up Polymer Digital Portable Charger – Red/Grey

Legs McShavey

• Panasonic ES-ED53 Wet and Dry Cordless Epilator with Four Extra Attachments

Salt ‘n’ Peppery

• Cole & Mason Kempton Salt and Pepper Mill Set, Metallic, 13 cm

Home Library

• INFINIKIT Haven Small Bookshelf – White

Amazon Vine Freebies – June 2017

It continues….

Is it?

• Madness is Better than Defeat

What Is It?

• Popband Essentials Ponytail Holder Hair Bands/Ties 3 Pack – Ice Maiden

Any ideas?

• Popband Essentials Ponytail Holder Hair Bands/Ties 3 Pack – Glitterball Silver

Not for sniffing

• Star Wars BIC Glue Sticks 8gr 5 Pack

Not for sniffing

• Princess Smartypants and the Fairy Geek Mothers

Not for leaking

• Contigo Leak Proof Swish Outdoor Hiking Bottle available in Citron/Cobalt – 500 ml

Not for… woofing?

• Trolls Kreo Dreamworks Dj Suki’s Wooferbug Toy

A handheld sucka

• Pifco P28036 2-in-1 Cordless Rechargeable Handheld Stick Vacuum Cleaner with Turbo Brush, 21.6 V, 140 Watt, Black/Blue

Can you?

• Spot the Difference Animals: Can you find the odd one out?

A handheld animal hair sucka

• AEG CX7-45ST Animal Cordless 2-in-1 Pet Vacuum Cleaner – Dreamy Turquoise

A multi purpose cutta

• Leifheit Comfortline Multi Purpose Cutter

Laugh it up fuzzball

• Guinness World Records Amazing Animals 2018