Amazon Vine Freebies – July 2017

And so it remains…

Stinky Magee

Horrid Henry

Magical Mathy

Coconut Kathy

Demon Headmasty

Cygnett Swany

Legs McShavey

Salt ‘n’ Peppery

Home Library

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Amazon Vine Freebies – June 2017

It continues….

Is it?

What Is It?

Any ideas?

Not for sniffing

Not for sniffing

Not for leaking

Not for… woofing?

A handheld sucka

Can you?

A handheld animal hair sucka

A multi purpose cutta

Laugh it up fuzzball

 

Amazon Vine Freebies – May 2017

And then, everything went buck nuts. Yes, this is the point where I started being offered and taking ridiculous amounts of things so that I end up with over 40 pending reviews regularly. It’s great!

8 year old girl makes more money in a week than you will in your life.

Charcoal bear gives you the feels

Nerdy book gives you the stats

Biscuit bear gives you the cred

Silver grill keeps you fed

Odd device gives you head

Wireless Beats get you out of bed

Which came first, the movie or the book?

Welcome to my nightmare

Odd device for your head

Exercise bike gives you freakish calf muscles

Roller relases freakish calf muscles

Yet another vacuum.

Amazon Vine Freebies – April 2017

Look at all the things! So so many things! Ring a dung – ring a ding! Look at all the things!

‘Paint Your Wagon’

‘There’s something out there waiting for us, and it ain’t no man’

‘In the morning… all through the night’

‘Welcome to Monday, Night, RAW!’

Amazon Vine Freebies – February 2017

AEG CX7-35CB Cordless 2-in-1 Stick and Handheld Cleaner – Chocolate Brown

Sugar, do do doo do do dooo, oh, honey honey!

Hallmark Mother’s Day Card “Celebration” – Medium

Celebrate good times, come on!

AEG CX7-21EB Cordless 2-in-1 Stick Vacuum, Ebony Black

Ebony… and ivory…

Duracell Specialty Type N Alkaline Battery, pack of 2

Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me, cannot stop the battery!

Amazon Vine Freebies – December 2016

Woops, looks like I skipped a month and posted Jan 2017 before this. Oh well, feel free to pass an eye or two over my festive haul from last yar (year).

Play-Doh My Little Pony Rainbow Dash Style Salon Playset

Rainbow Dash

Yardley London Lily of the Valley Eau de Toilette and Body Spray Christmas Gift Set 50 ml – Pack of 2

Lily Toilette

Weleda Citrus Creamy Body Wash 200ml

Creamy Citrus

Damn Fine Cherry Pie: The Unauthorised Cookbook Inspired by the TV Show Twin Peaks

Pinkie Pie

Creative iRoar Go Portable 5-Driver Weatherproof Bluetooth Speaker

Bluetooth Roar

Yardley London English Bluebell Hand Cream 100 ml

Blue Bell

Rotary Women’s Quartz Watch with Mother Of Pearl Dial Analogue Display and Blue Leather Strap LS00358/06/B

Pearl Mama

Cotswolds Dry 46 Percent Gin, 70 cl

Drunken Twat

SKIN&CO Roma Truffle Therapy Body Gommage 250 ml

Truffle Shuffle

Fuzzikins Cottontail Cottage

Fuzzy Area

myStyle Craft Dreamcatcher Jewellery

Shit Weasel