Here is a thing which I will plan to update each time I add a new review. This should make it easy for anyone who is sufficiently depraved enough to enjoy what I write and craves more. There isn’t a huge amount yet, but I do have a tonne of reviews written years ago for IMDB which I haven’t posted here yet, along with all my other Album reviews for Amazon. This list will grow. For now, click on anything you like!
Movie Reviews
11/22/63 – Bridget Carpenter
2001 Maniacs – Tim Sullivan
300: Rise Of An Empire – Noam Murro
A Dark Song – Liam Gavin
A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night – Ana Lily Amirpour
A Quiet Place – John Krasinski
A Hard Day – Kim Seong Hun
A Mighty Wind – Christopher Guest
A Nightmare On Elm Street – Wes Craven
A Tale Of Two Sisters – Kim Ji Woon
Aftermath – Elliott Lester
After The Silence – Fred Gerber
Airwolf – Donald Bellisario
Akira – Katsuhiro Otomo
Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa – Declan Lowney
Alien – Ridley Scott
Aliens – James Cameron
Alien 3 – David Fincher
Annihilation – Alex Garland
Arachnophobia – Frank Marshall
Assault On Precinct 13 – John Carpenter
Attack Of The Adult Babies – Dominic Brunt
August Rush – Kirsten Sheridan
AWOL – Sheldon Lettich
Bad Lieutenant – Abel Ferrara
Bait – Kimble Rendall
Bangkok Dangerous – The Pang Brothers
Baskin – Can Evrenol
Battle Royale – Kinji Fukasaku
Beavis And Butthead – Mike Judge
Beetlejuice – Tim Burton
Bedevilled – Jang Cheol-soo
Benny And Joon – Jeremiah S Chechik
Big Driver – Mikael Salomon
Big Trouble In Little China – John Carpenter
Bill And Ted’s Bogus Journey – Peter Hewitt
Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure – Stephen Herek
Birdy – Alan Parker
Black Coal, Thin Ice – Diao Yinan
Blair Witch – Adam Wingard
Blood Father – Jean Francois Richet
Bloodsport – Newt Arnold
Bodyguards And Assassins – Teddy Chan
Body Shots – Michael Christofer
Body Snatchers – Abel Ferrara
Bordello Of Blood – Gilbert Adler
Braindead – Peter Jackson
Brooklyn Rules – Michael Corrente
Brother – Takeshi Kitano
Bruiser – George A Romero
Cam – Daneil Goldhaber
Cannibal – Manuel Martin Cuenca
Captain America: The First Avenger – Joe Johnston
Carne – Gaspar Noe
Cell – Tod Williams
Chasing Amy – Kevin Smith
Chasing Sleep – Michael Walker
Children Of The Corn – Fritz Kiersch
Cockneys Vs Zombies – Matthias Hoene
Come And See – Elem Kilmov
Commando – Mark L Lester
Conan The Barbarian – John Milius
Creepshow 2 – Michael Gornick
Cronos – Guillermo Del Toro
Cursed – Wes Craven
Cyborg – Albert Pyun
Dark City – Alex Proyas
Dark Tide – John Stockwell
Dawn Of The Dead – Zack Snyder
Day of The Dead – George A Romero
Daylight – Rob Cohen
Dead Of Night (1977) – Dan Curtis
Dead Snow – Tommy Wirkola
Death Sentence – James Wan
Death Wish 2 – Michael Winner
Demons – Lamberto Bava
Desperado – Robert Rodriguez
Dial M For Murder – Alfred Hitchcock
Die Another Day – Lee Tamahori
Dirty Pretty Things – Stephen Frears
Disturbia – D.J. Caruso
Dobermann – Jan Kounen
Dogma – Kevin Smith
Donnie Brasco – Mike Newell
Don’t Blink – Travis Oates
Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead – Stephen Herek
Double Impact – Sheldon Lettich
Dr No – Terence Young
Dream Warriors – Chuck Russell
Drug War – Johnie To
Dumb And Dumber – The Farrelly Bros
Dumplin‘ – Anne Fletcher
Eaten Alive – Tobe Hooper
El Mariachi – Robert Rodriguez
Escape From Sobibor – Jack Gold
Escape Plan – Mikael Hafstrom
Embodiment Of Evil – Jose Marins
Everyone’s Hero – Christopher Reeve, Colin Brady, Daniel St. Pierre
Evil Dead – Fede Alvarez
Excision – Richard Bates Jr
Extinction – Miguel Angel Vivas
Family For Christmas – Amanda Tapping
February – Oz Perkins
Final Destination – James Wong
Final Destination 2 – David R Ellis
First Blood – Ted Kotcheff
Fist Of Fury – Bruce Lee
For Your Eyes Only – John Glen
Freddy’s Dead – Rachel Talalay
Freddy’s Revenge – Jack Sholder
Freddy Vs Jason – Ronny Yu
Frenzy – Alfred Hitchcock
Frenzy – Jose Montesinos
Friend Request – Simon Verhoeven
From Russia With Love – Terence Young
Game of Death – Bruce Lee/Robert Clouse
Game Night – John Francis Daley/Jonathan Goldstein
Girls Against Boys – Austin Chick
God Bless America – Bobcat Goldthwaite
Goldeneye – Martin Campbell
Goldfinger – Guy Hamilton
Goodnight Mommy – Veronika Franz/Severin Fiala
Grave Encounters – The Vicious Brothers
Grave Encounters 2 – John Poliquin
Gravity – Alfonso Cuaron
Halloween – John Carpenter
Halloween 2 and 3 – Rick Rosenthal/Tommy Lee Wallace
Halloween 4 – Dwight H Little
Halloween 5 – Dominique Othenin Gerard
Hard-Boiled – John Woo
Hard Target – John Woo
Hansel And Gretal – Yim Phil-Sung
Heartbreakers – David Mirkin
Heli – Amat Escalante
Hellboy – Guillermo Del Toro
Hellions – Bruce Macdonald
Home Alone – Chris Columbus
Honor And Glory – Godfrey Ho
Horrible Bosses – Seth Gordon
Ichi – Fumihiko Sori
Ichi The Killer – Takashi Miike
Inoperable – Christopher Laurence Chapman
Into The Mirror – Kim Sung Ho
I Really Hate My Job – Oliver Parker
It Comes At Night – Trey Edward Shults
It’s All About Love – Thomas Vinterberg
Jaws – Steven Spielberg
Jaws 2 – Jeannot Szwarc
Jaws 3 – Joe Alvez
Jaws 4 – Joseph Sargent
John Wick – Chad Stahelski/David Leitch
Jurassic Park – Steven Spielberg
Ju-On Black Ghost – Mari Asato
Ju-On White Ghost – Ryuta Miyake
Kickboxer – Mark DiSalle/David Worth
Kids – Larry Clark
Kill Bill Vol 1 – Quentin Tarantino
King Kong – Merian C Cooper/Ernest B Schoedsack
Kingdom Of Heaven – Ridley Scott
Knock Knock – Eli Roth
Lady Bird – Greta Gerwig
Leatherface – Maury & Bustillo
Leon – Luc Besson
Lifeboat – Alfred Hitchcock
Last Action Hero – John McTiernan
Live And Let Die – Guy Hamilton
Loaded – Alan Pao
Lost Highway – David Lynch
Love On Safari – Leif Bristow
Macbeth – Orson Welles
Manuscripts Don’t Burn – Mohammed Rousalof
Megan Is Missing – Michael Goi
Milius – Joey Figuero
Mother’s Day – Darren Lynn Bousman
Mouth To Mouth – Alison Murray
Mr And Mrs Smith – Alfred Hitchcock
My Soul To Take – Wes Craven
Never Sleep Again – Daniel Farrands/Andrew Kach
Night Of The Demons – Kevin S Tenney
Night Of The Living Dead – George A Romero
Nowhere To Run – Robert Harmon
On The Road – Walter Salles
Origin: Spirits Of The Past – Keichi Sugiyama
Outrage – Takeshi Kitano
Out Of The Furnace – Scott Cooper
P2 – Frank Khalfoun
Pandorum – Christian Alvart
Peacock – Michael Lander
Perdita Durango – Alex de la Iglesia
Perlasca – Alberto Negrin
Pieta – Kim Ki Duk
Police Academy 1-7 – Various
Pontypool – Bruce McDonald
Predator 2 – Stephen Hopkins
Priceless – Pierre Salvadori
Pride, Prejudice, And Mistletoe – Don McBrearty
Problem Child – Dennis Dugan
Project X – Nima Nourizadeh
Q: The Winged Serpent – Larry Cohen
Radius – Caroline Labreche/Steeve Leonard
Raw Deal – John Irvin
Rear Window – Alfred Hitchcock
Re:born – Yuji Shimomura
Red Heat – Walter Hill
Red Sonja – Richard Fleischer
Resident Evil – Paul WS Anderson
Resident Evil 2 – Alexander Witt
Return To Oz – Walter Murch
Rhapsody In August – Akira Kurosawa
Ring – Hideo Nakata
Ring 2 – Hideo Nakata
Ring 0 – Norio Tsuruta
Rings – F.Javier Gutierrez
Rogue – Greg McLean
Room – Lenny Abrahamson
Room 237 – Rodney Ascher
Rope – Alfred Hitchcock
Rosewood Lane – Victor Salva
Rubber – Quentin Dupeiux
Rust And Bone – Jacques Audiard
Sabotage – David Ayer
Sanctum – Alister Grierson
Scream – Wes Craven
Scream 2+ 3 – Wes Craven
Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World – Lorene Scafaria
Seul Contre Tous – Gaspar Noe
Seven Samurai – Akira Kurosawa
Shanghai Kiss – David Ren/Ken Kernwiser
Society – Brian Yuzna
Someone’s Watching Me – John Carpenter
Sophie Scholl – The Final Days – Marc Rothemond
Spiderman 2 – Sam Raimi
Staunton Hill – Cameron Romero
Still Walking – Hirokazu Koreeda
Street Trash – Jim Munro
Stripes – Ivan Reitman
Street Hawk – Virgil W Vogel
Suicide Club – Sion Sono
Sukiyaki Western Django – Takeshi Miike
Survive Style 5 + – Gen Sekiguchi
Tag – Sion Sono
Tears Of The Sun – Antoine Fuqua
Ted – Seth MacFarlane
The 39 Steps – Alfred Hitchcock
The Art Of War – Christian Deguay
Thelma And Louise – Ridley Scott
The Birds – Alfred Hitchcock
The Blair Witch Project – Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez
The Boss Of It All – Lars Von Trier
The Craft – Andrew Fleming
The Crow – Alex Proyas
The Detective – Oxide Pang
The Devil’s Rain – Robert Fuest
The Divide – Xavier Gens
The Driver – Walter Hill
The Empress And The Warriors – Ching Siu Tung
The Evil Dead – Sam Raimi
The Evil Dead 2 – Sam Raimi
The Fifth Element – Luc Besson
The First Men In The Moon – Nathan Juran
The Forest Of Love – Sion Sono
The Ghost And The Darkness – Stephen Hopkins
The Gate – Tibor Takacs
The Gift – Joel Edgerton
The Girl With All The Gifts – Colm McCarthy
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time – Mamoru Hosoda
The Green Inferno – Eli Roth
The Grudge – Takashi Shimazu
The Guest – Adam Wingard
The Happiness Of The Katakuris – Takashi Miike
The Hitcher – Robert Harmon
The House Of The Devil – Ti West
The Idiots – Lars Von Trier
The Innkeepers – Ti West
The Isle – Kim Ki Duk
The Kings Of Summer – Jordan Vogt Roberts
The Last Boy Scout – Tony Scott
The Last Exorcism – Daniel Stamm
The Last Exorcism 2 – Ed Gass-Donnelly
The Last House On The Left – Wes Craven
The Lifeguard – Liz W Garcia
The Man From Earth – Richard Schenkman
The Man Who Knew Too Much – Alfred Hitchcock
The Mannsfield 12 – Craig Ross Jr
The Night Eats The World – Dominique Rocher
The Pact – Nicholas McCarthy
The Perfection – Richard Shepard
The Red Squirrel – Julio Medem
The Sand – Isaac Gabaeff
The Secret Life Of Pets – Chris Renaud
The Storm Warriors – The Pang Brothers
The Stranger – Robert Lieberman
The Stuff – Larry Cohen
The Tortured – Robert Lieberman
The Visit – M Night Shyamalan
The Wailing – Na Hong-jin
The Wisdom Of Crocodiles – Po Chih Leong
The Witch – Robert Eggers
The Windmill Massacre – Nick Jongerius
Train To Busan – Yeon Sang-ho
Triangle – Hark Tsui/Ringo Lam
Trilogy Of Terror – Dan Curtis
Troy: The Odyssey – Tekin Girgin
Twins – Ivan Reitman
Unbreakable – M Night Shyamalan
Universal Soldier – Roland Emmerich
USS Indianapolis – Mario Van Peebles
V/H/S – Various
V/H/S 2 – Various
Visitor Q – Takashi Miike
Wake In Fright – Ted Kotcheff
Wake Wood – David Keating
Way Of The Dragon – Bruce Lee
We Are What We Are – Jim Mickle
We Are Still Here – Ted Geoghagen
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare – Wes Craven
Winter Soldier – Winterfilm Collective
Wolfcop – Lowell Dean
Yellowbrickroad – Jessie Holland/Andy Mitton
You Were Never Really Here – Lynne Ramsey
Zombie Creeping Flesh – Bruno Mattei
Zombieland – Ruben Fleischer
TV Reviews
Music Reviews
11 – Bryan Adams
18 Till I Die – Bryan Adams
3 Feet High And Rising – De La Soul
7800 Farenheit – Bon Jovi
A Hard Day’s Night – The Beatles
A Love Supreme – John Coltrane
A Night At The Opera – Queen
Abbey Road – The Beatles
Accessories – The Gathering
Aftermath – The Rolling Stones
Afterwords – The Gathering
Air – Agua De Annique
Aladdin Sane – David Bowie
Alice In Wonderland – Disney
American Life – Madonna
Atomic Jones – Tom Jones
Beaucoup Of Blues – Ringo Starr
Bedtime Stories – Madonna
Black Tie White Noise – David Bowie
Blaze Of Glory – Bon Jovi
Blood, Sweat, And Tears – Blood, Sweat, and Tears
Blue – Joni Mitchell
Blur – Blur
Bookends – Simon & Garfunkel
Bounce – Bon Jovi
Brave (Part One) – Marillion
Brave (Part Two) – Marillion
Bryan Adams – Bryan Adams
Burning Bridges – Bon Jovi
Cinderella – Disney
Closer – Joy Division
Clutching At Straws (2) – Marillion
Clutching At Straws (1) – Marillion
Conan The Barbarian Soundtrack – Basil Poledouris
Conan The Destroyer Soundtrack – Basil Poledouris
Confessions On The Dancefloor – Madonna
Crash! Boom! Bang! – Roxette
Crush – Bon Jovi
Destination Anywhere – Bon Jovi
Diamond Dogs – David Bowie
Disclosure – The Gathering
Dumb And Dumber Soundtrack – Various
Entroducing – DJ Shadow
Erotica – Madonna
Evita – Madonna
Five O’Clock World – The Vogues
For Sale – The Beatles
Fugazi (1) – Marillion
Fugazi (2) – Marillion
Fulfillingness’ First Finale – Stevie Wonder
Fun And Fancy Free – Disney
Get Up – Bryan Adams
Hangman’s Beautiful Daughter – Incredible String Band
Hard Candy – Madonna
Harvest Moon – Neil Young
Have A Nice Day – Bon Jovi
Have A Nice Day – Roxette
Heaven Or Las Vegas – Cocteau Twins
Head On – Samson
Help! – The Beatles
“Heroes” – David Bowie
Hey Stoopid – Alice Cooper
High Roller – Urchin
Home – The Gathering
Holidays In Eden (1) – Marillion
Holidays In Eden (2) – Marillion
How To Measure A Planet? – The Gathering
Hunky Dory – David Bowie
I’m Breathless – Madonna
Into The Fair – Bryan Adams
Jagged Little Pill – Alanis Morissette
Joyride – Roxette
Just Like Us – Paul Revere And The Raiders
Keep The Faith – Bon jovi
Ladies Of The Canyon – Joni Mitchell
Lazer Guided Melodies – Spiritualized
Let It Be – The Beatles
Lets Dance – David Bowie
Life’s Rich Pageant – REM
Like A Prayer – Madonna
Like A Virgin – Madonna
Little Deuce Coupe – The Beach Boys
Lodger – David Bowie
Look Sharp – Roxette
Lost Highway – Bon Jovi
Low – David Bowie
Madonna – Madonna
Magical Mystery Tour – The Beatles
Mandylion – The Gathering
Manic Street Preachers Live In Belfast – Manic Street Preachers
McCartney – Paul McCartney
Melody Time – Disney
Miles Of Aisles – Joni Mitchell
Misplaced Childhood (1) – Marillion
Misplaced Childhood (2) – Marillion
Music! – Madonna
My Fair Lady Soundtrack – Various
Never Let Me Down – David Bowie
New Jersey – Bon Jovi
Nighttime Birds – The Gathering
Night On My Side – Gemma Hayes
On A Day Like Today – Bryan Adams
Out Of Our Heads – The Rolling Stones
Our Favourite Shop – The Style Council
Pearls Of Passion – Roxette
Please Please Me – The Beatles
Pin Ups – David Bowie
Pretender – Jackson Browne
Pure Air – Agua De Annique
Ray Of Light – Madonna
Restless And Wild – Accept
Revolver – The Beatles
Rolling Stones – The Rolling Stones
Rolling Stones 2 – The Rolling Stones
Room Service – Roxette
Room Service – Bryan Adams
Rubber Soul – The Beatles
Saludos Amigos – Disney
Savage – Eurythmics
Scary Monsters – David Bowie
Script For A Jester’s Tear (1) – Marillion
Script For A Jester’s Tear (2) – Marillion
Seasons End (2) – Marillion
Seasons End (1) – Marillion
Second Coming – The Stone Roses
Sentimental Journey – Ringo Starr
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band – The Beatles
Shut Down Vol 2: The Beach Boys
Sleepy Buildings – The Gathering
Slippery When Wet – Bon Jovi
Song To A Seagull – Joni Mitchell
Souvenirs – The Gathering
Space Oddity – David Bowie
Speaking In Tongues – Talking Heads
Spirit – Bryan Adams
Station To Station – David Bowie
Surfer Girl – The Beach Boys
Surfin Safari – The Beach Boys
Surfin USA – The Beach Boys
Tattooed Millionaire – Bruce Dickinson
The Adventures Of Ichabod & Mr Toad – Disney
The Buddha Of Suburbia – David Bowie
The Circle – Bon Jovi
These Days – Bon Jovi
The Man Who Sold The World – David Bowie
The Marshall Mathers LP – Eminem
The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust – David Bowie
The Roads Don’t Love You – Gemma Hayes
The West Pole – The Gathering
The White Album – The Beatles
Tin Machine – David Bowie/Tin Machine
Tonight – David Bowie
Tori Amos Live In Belfast – Tori Amos
Transformer – Lou Reed
Tracy Chapman – Tracy Chapman
True Blue – Madonna
Urban Hymns – The Verve
Van Halen – Van Halen
Waking Up The Neighbours – Bryan Adams
With The Beatles – The Beatles
What About Now – Bon Jovi
What’s Going On – Marvin Gaye
Wonderwall Music – George Harrison
Yellow Submarine – The Beatles
YHLQMDLG – Bad Bunny
You Want It You Got It – Bryan Adams
Young Americans – David Bowie
Youth Novels – Lykke Li
Book Reviews
1000 Zombies – Alex Cox
Atmospheric Disturbances – Rivka Galchen
Catching Fire – Suzanne Collins
Dinosaurs – Navigators
Fang Of The Vampire – Scream Street
Japan Day By Day – Frommers
London 2008 – Time Out
London Free And Dirt Cheap – Frommers
Paris 2009 – Time Out
Play With Colours – The Happets
The Art Of Racing In The Rain – Garth Stein
The Devouring – Simon Holt
The Gargoyle – Andrew Davidson
The Hunger Games – Suzanne Collins
The Invention Of Everything Else – Samantha Hunt
The Mayan Prophecies – Gerald Benedict
The Maze Runner – James Dashner
Undead – Kirsty Mckay
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