Movie Trailers 2016 # 7

Look! Look at the things! Sparkly and new and full of intrigue, like a child fresh over the fields on the first day of Summer, shoving their hand into a muddy hole in the ground and yanking out fistfuls of gem-encrusted spiders. Why are they there? What do they do? Why are they biting me? MUMMY!? That’s right, it’s time for more trailers!



Oh look, another I’ve not heard of. Country twangs. Relationship trouble. Murder. Lou. Odd accents. Casinos. Darryl. Bar fights. Sky. Well, it seems like a TV movie, aside from the decent cast. Nothing riveting on display.

Things To Know: As the trailer suggests, a woman leaves her husband while on holiday and embarks on a blah of self discoverblah.

Whos To Know: Directed by Fabienne Barthaud and starring Diane Kruger, Norman Reedus, and Lou Diamond Phillips.

Suicide Squad Trailer 2


The one everyone has been waiting for. I don’t know much of the history of this, but I do think the premise is interesting and has a lot of potential. the first trailer was good, but I think the movie will have to be something special to avoid being just another comic book movie. There’s certainly a lot of carnage and a bunch of interesting ‘looking’ characters, but will they get enough screen time or will it be another case of too many players for fan service purposes only?

Things To Know: Based of the comic characters from the DC Universe, this sees a group of baddies forced into saving the world from something even…. baddier.

Whos To Know: Directed by David Ayer (End Of Watch) and starring an ensemble cast including Jared Leto, Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Cara Delevingne, and Affleck.

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them Teaser


Intrigue. Creatures. Some sort of Harry Potter spin-off. I haven’t read any of the books or seen any of the movies at time of writing. Not a huge fan or Redmayne. But that’s probably just because of his face. I’m sure it’ll be ok and do well, but it looks a bit boring to me. But then I’m not invested in the stories or characters.

Things To Know: Based off the JK Rowling book of the same name it is a prequel to the Potter series and first in a planned trilogy (where part three will inevitably be two movies).

Whos To Know: Directed by David Yates (Potter Series) and starring Eddie Redmayne, Colin Farrell, and Samantha Morton.

TMNT Trailer 2


Haven’t all these recent TMNT movies performed badly, and been critically mauled? Naturally I was a big fan of the original cartoon series, if not the original movies. Massive effects and budget and buildings collapsing spaceship transformer beasts zooming around. And of course some Megan Fox slow mo. Is that Sheamus? Bebop and Rocksteady. Casey Jones. They’re all in it. Where’s Krang? I’m sure it’s fine for the kids, but looks a little meh.

Things To Know: Sequel to the 2014 movie, based off the hit comic series, this movie sees Krang invading NYC and the Turtles trying to thwart him.

Whos To Know: Directed by Dave Green (Michael Bay) and starring Megan Fox and Stephen Amell and others.

The Family Fang


Quirky family troubles. Artists. The boy who cried wolf meets Gone Girl. Or something.

Things To Know: Based on the novel of the same name about a couple of performance artists who embroil their kids in a series of trolls, but now they’re all ground up and/or elderly.

Whos To Know: Directed by Jason Bateman (Bad Words) and starring Nicole Kidman and Christopher Walken.

Which, if any, of these bad boys will you be seeing? Let us know in the comments!

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