What with April being the cruelest month and everything, I didn’t get any freebies during those 30 days. May eventually came around and brought with it a few treats:
Another expertly designed MH doll for the girls
Ink we’ll never use for a printer we never use
A rather nifty, and incredibly loud radio which has been sitting in my kitchen ever since. My wife loves it; I do not love her insistence on selecting ‘Magic’ has her station of choice.
It’s a sheet. Do not use it for racist past times.