In the words of Nobby – ITTT’S CHRIIIIIIIIISSTMMAAAAAAAASSSSSS! Or at least, it was 7 months ago. Way back then, the Jolly Old Bearded Vine Man let me place my hands on his huge sack, and when I squeezed it, I got a face-full of treats! Look:
Weetos Metors: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00F3CG8VU
Imagine licking space!
Alpen Porridge Raspberry and Apple Pot 60 g: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00F3CGHYS
Like breakfast, but in a pot
Fat Gripz The Ultimate Arm Builder – Blue, Original: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fat-Gripz-The-Ultimate-Builder/dp/B005FIS14Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1399989054&sr=8-1&keywords=fat+gripz
FEEL THE BURN! SMALL PENIS SHOUTING MAN SLOGAN!
Alpen Original 375 g: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Alpen-Original-375-Pack/dp/B00F3CF91K/ref=cm_cr-mr-title
Like breakfast, but breakfast!