1961 Academy Awards Prize Summary

So, 1961 was a funny old year. The bromance between the US and Cuba fell apart, Soviet Spies were lurking in all corners of the world, Eddie Murphy, George Clooney, and Michael J Fox were all born, The Beatles performed at The Cavern Club for the first time, and 2 of the greatest singles of the 60s were released – Stand By Me and Runaway. Apparently a tonne of films were released too, and a few of them won precious, pointless Oscars. Flipping spacwards through the wrongs of time, we bring you the films which REALLY won, in the alternate version of happening that you wish had…. happened:

My Winners From The Actual Nominations: 

West Side Story: 5

The Hustler: 4

Breakfast At Tiffany’s: 4

La Dolce Vita: 2

Judy Garland: 1

Judgement At Nuremberg: 1

Yojimbo: 1

The Guns Of Navarone: 1

Through A Glass Darkly: 1

Jackie Gleason: 1

Audrey Hepburn: 1

Paul Newman: 1

Federico Fellini: 1

Henry Mancini: 1

Saul Chaplin: 1

The Spac Hole Nominations:

The Guns Of Navarone: 11

The Hustler: 9

West Side Story: 9

Breakfast At Tiffany’s: 8

Yojimbo: 8

The Innocents: 5

The Pit And The Pendulum: 5

La Dolce Vita: 5

Through A Glass Darkly: 4

The Day The Earth Caught Fire: 4

El Cid: 4

Atlantis, The Lost Continent: 3

The End Of Summer: 3

Judgement At Nuremberg: 3

The Absent Minded Professor: 2

101 Dalmations: 2

The Human Condition: 2

Splendour In The Grass: 1

Mothra: 2

Veridiana: 2

Two Women: 1

The Children’s Hour: 1

Hogs And Warships: 1

Nefertiti: 1

Flower Drum Song: 1

La Notte: 1

The Long Absence: 1

The Commancheros: 1

One Eyed Jacks: 1

The Young Ones: 1

Judy Garland: 1

Rita Moreno: 1

Jackie Gleason: 1

Montgomery Clift: 1

Russ Tamblyn: 1

Anthony Quinn: 1

David Niven: 1

Audrey Hepburn: 1

Sophia Loren: 1

Natalie Wood: 1

Deborah Kerr: 1

Piper Laurie: 1

Paul Newman: 1

Max Von Sydow: 1

George Peppard: 1

Gregory Peck: 1

Vincent Price: 1

Toshiro Mifune: 1

Federico Fellini: 1

Robert Rossen: 1

J. Lee Thompson: 1

Ingmar Bergman: 1

Akira Kurosawa: 1

Jack Clayton: 1

Henry Mancini: 1

Anita Ekberg: 1

And finally, the All-Important……. Spac Hole Winners!

The Hustler: 3

Breakfast At Tiffany’s: 2

La Dolce Vita: 2

Yojimbo: 2

The Innocents: 2

The Guns Of Navarone: 2

101 Dalmations: 1

Judy Garland: 1

Judgement At Nuremberg: 1

The Pit And The Pendulum: 1

West Side Story: 1

Atlantis, The Lost Continent: 1

The Day The Earth Caught Fire: 1

The Young Ones: 1

Henry Mancini: 1

Jackie Gleason: 1

Audrey Hepburn: 1

Paul Newman: 1

Federico Fellini: 1

My Recommended Viewing:

The Guns Of Navarone. The Hustler. Breakfast At Tiffany’s. The Innocents. Yojimbo. La Dolce Vita. Judgement At Nuremburg. 101 Dalmations. The Pit And The Pendulum. The Day The Earth Caught Fire. The Human Condition. Through a Glass Darkly.

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