Greetings, zzrrrrp! It’s that time again where we can remember some classic jokes from that noted Galaxy famous comedian, The Man’s Daddy. If you like to laugh (cry) then open your ears and LUKE AT THUS!
Q: Why is the planet Mars so red?
A: Because so many ginger people live there!
Q: Why do bees buzz?
A: Because they’re not tuned in properly!
Q: Who does Paul Weller look like?
A: My friend’s dad!
Q: What do you call a monkey with mustard on its hands?
A: Poupon 7!